Forum game, ban the person above you

It's a simple game, make up a reason to ban the person above you, it can be about their avy, their siggy, what they wrote in their last post, what they wrote in a post not even related to this, whatever, it doesn't matter just ban people ^

I'll go first

I ban me for starting up a useless forum game

lol
i can actually ban people xD
i ban you for wanting to ban yourself for making a thread that belongs in this section

I ban you because you refuse to call me what I actually go by

I ban you for interrupting the game =P

I ban you again for the same reason =P

i ban you for acting like you have admin power xD

I ban you for not acknowledging my administrative powers that are only active in this thread

i ban you for threatening multiple admin xD

I ban you for always having 5 's in your posts

i ban because you dont like the
after all of my posts and actually noticing that i do that

I ban you for assuming i don't like the

and for thinking that I just noticed you always

I ban you for not checking back often enough

i ban you for think he doesnt check often

i ban you for ignoring the fact that if he checked as often as us we wouldnt have banned eachother multiole times b4 he checked back

i ban you for thinking about these ban more than me

I ban you for thinking about these bans less than me

P.S. I got random section's 100th post

i ban you for having the "just masturbated" emote :

I ban you for having your mind in the gutter

I ban you for breaking the rules 3 times now! xD

i ban you for ever thinking that sig would be even the tiniest bit acceptable in size


EDIT*
i ban david for never actually explaining the rules
and that you never said banning yourself is against them